“Cursed” Morgan Freeman Recovering from Serious Car Accident

As many of you may know by now, I have a slight obsession deep respect for Christian Bale who is currently starring in The Dark Knight.

So yesterday, I was really sad when I read that Morgan Freeman was involved in a very serious car accident in Mississippi. I believe he’s one of the finest actors around and I loved him in all the movies I’ve seen him in.

The National Enquirer reports that Freeman was driving his lady friend’s 1997 Nissan Maxima late at night when it left the road and flipped several times. Thankfully, both Freeman and his friend were wearing their seat belts however, the car’s airbags didn’t deploy.

Hmmm. Probably because the damned car is so old. Have you ever seen a balloon when it gets really old? It gets crusty. Do you really want to rely on THAT to save your life in the event of an accident? Not me.

Shown on Nationalenquirer.com

Anyway, now all the conspiracy theory numb nuts out there are blaming Freeman’s accident on the curse of The Dark Knight. And in response to that nonsense I scream, “GET A FRIGGIN’ LIFE, LOSERS!”

Sure, a crew member died while filming The Dark Knight when his truck, which was following a stunt vehicle, crashed into a tree. Blame it on bad timing.

Sure, Heath Ledger died back in January from a lethal concoction of sleeping pills and anti-anxiety medications. Blame it on bad luck.

And sure, Christian Bale recently encountered his own problems regarding his money-grubbing sister and mum which resulted in assault charges. Blame that circus on bad family genes.

But tell me, Oh Wise Ones, where in sweet hell have you ever heard of a curse generating almost $400 Million in 17 days?

I don’t know about you guys, but I want to be afflicted with THAT kind of curse.