Now let me just set the record straight and say that I’m not a hater because I’m relaying this story to y’all.

I AM a Jenna fan, and I think she’s gorgeous (well, at least before all the plastic surgery) and she happens to be a very smart business woman as well. And hey, let’s be real here. A lot of business women have made some serious $$$ while their legs were up in the air. So, no hypocrisy allowed here people!

Starpulse.com reports that Jameson, 34, and her partner, Ultimate Fighting Champion, Tito Ortiz, are expecting their first child together.

Starpulse.com also reports that Jameson has expressed her desperation to become a mother after the turkey baster method didn’t take and after having a miscarriage during her mis-marriage to her (now ex) husband, Jay Grdina.

Jenna – I totally understand the reason behind that divorce. I mean, seriously. How can you stay with a man who’s missing a vowel in his last name? Really – let’s just be honest here.

Shown on thelowblow.com

Shown on Thelowblow.com

Anyway, all I can think about right now is how I wish to be a fly on the wall of the Jameson-Ortiz home when Junior asks what mommy did for a living:

“Well, son. Let me tell you all about money shots…”

Or when Junior is found in the living room playing with one of mommy’s prized possessions:

“Junior! Put that double-headed dildo down right now! What has mommy told you about this behavior?!”

“Put on some Astro Glide first if you’re gonna use that!”

Or when mommy and daddy have “the talk” with Junior when he’s of age.

“Junior – don’t be a deadbeat and remember to cover your meat.”

Ah, those will be the days…