Ha Ha. I LOVE reading negative stuff about Tom Cruise these days. LOVE IT!
I really used to enjoy watching him in movies – I always thought he was a fine actor and was quite talented. That is, until the now infamous “couch-jumping” scene on Oprah a few years ago.
Dude, seriously – you should have reigned it in. That shit was just WAAAAYYY over the top for a lot of people. I mean really, what man has ever done anything remotely similar to what you did for some chick? I’ll save you the trouble of thinking about that one: NONE!
Now, I just stay away from watching any of his films as I just can’t take him seriously anymore – onscreen or off. And don’t even get me started on his Scientology crap. Nice career move, Tom. Oy vey – what a gigantic douchebag.
So I was quite delighted to read an article on Slashfilm.com today that Angelina Jolie (who has the power to turn many straight women into lesbians – myself included) is replacing old “Scientology is the Shit” Tom Cruise in the upcoming thriller, Edwin A. Salt.
Shown on Slashfilm.com
Apparently, the screenplay is currently being redrafted to reflect the gender change. The plot revolves around a CIA officer (Edwin A. Salt) who is thought to be a Russian spy and must escape being captured while proving that someone else is the traitor. I guess it’s safe to say that Edwin may now be known as Edwina…
It’s been rumored that the reason behind the studio’s sudden change in plan is threefold:
1. Angelina is much better looking and will draw a bigger male crowd;
2. Angelina isn’t known to be a diva on set;
3. Angelina doesn’t have to wear “big boy” shoe lifts.
Well, those are all legitimate reasons in my book.
