Andy Dick Arrested for Being a Dick
But I think I’m also one of the many that believe his last name is poetic justice for all the stupid shit he pulls. He was blessed with a great porno name but sadly, it has nothing to do with the size of his wiener. Poor guy.
Well, in true Mr. Dick fashion, he got himself into trouble again and was recently formally arrested (yes, once again). What a Hollywood role model!
People.com reports that the male Kathy Griffin look-a-like was formally charged with assault and drug possession following an incident that took place in July. Dick faces a total of four misdemeanors: assault, possession of marijuana and Xanax (without a prescription) and public intoxication.
Ah, the face that only a blind mother could love (perfect photo for this year’s Christmas cards, Mrs. Dick…).
It seems that our favorite love-to-hate Dickster was arrested outside the Buffalo Wild Wings Grill & Bar in Murrieta, Calif., after he allegedly “walked up to the 17-year-old female victim, grabbed her tank top and bra and pulled them down and exposed her breasts,” said a police statement at the time of the arrest.
Well, it’s too bad Mr. Dick wasn’t visiting Naples, FL instead. I’ve got a few girlfriends that would’ve gladly exposed their breasts for free. Conservative town, my ass.