Tammy Faye Back From the Dead. My Bad – It’s Just Pam Anderson.

3First things first. For all of the men out there that like to spank it to Pam Anderson from time to time, you may want to put your boners and hand lotion away before reading this post any further.

Legal Disclaimer to All Men: I WILL NOT be responsible for whatever happens to your peckers if you choose to keep them out while reading this post.

Now that we got all of the legal shit out of the way, let me just say that I never thought that Pam was a really hot chick. She seems like a super cool chick and has a really cute and bubbly personality, but I always thought that Carmen Electra was much hotter in the looks department.

Okay, okay. I’m sure there’s a lot of horny men out there that would love to wring my little opinionated neck right about now, but I implore you to check out the photographic evidence below before proceeding with my murder.

I found a photographic gem of lil’ Pammy on Perezhilton.com (love you Perez!) today and my first thought was, “Damn, that Tammy Faye came back to life. I knew it! The nuns always said it mattered how many Hail Marys you said every day. I KNEW those bitches were lying.”

May I present to you a photo of the late Tammy Faye Bakker:

Shown on Kevo.com

Shown on Kevo.com

And a recent photo of the “gorgeous” Ms. Anderson:

Shown on Perezhilton.com

Shown on Perezhilton.com

So, do you guys still want to wring my neck? Trust me, your boners will thank you later.


Posted on August 26, 2008, in Hollywood Shit, Miscellaneous Shit and tagged , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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