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Paris Will See You at the Debates, Bitches!

I don’t usually like to call attention to celebutards such as Paris Hilton, but I think America’s poor little rich girl deserves some serious props in this matter.

I’m sure you’ve heard by now how John McCain decided to mention Paris and some other “celebrities” in one of his recent campaign ads bashing Barack Obama. If you haven’t, dude – what rock do you live under? Seriously.

So after watching the TV spot, Paris and her mom are all like, “we’re not gonna take this lying down” (for once anyway) and then McCain is all like, “I thought it was funny” and then Paris and her mom are all like, “well, you’re not getting any more Hilton money so let’s see how funny that actually was.”

So in true Paris fashion, she and the comedic geniuses over at (which is an awesomely funny site thanks to Will Farrell) put up a video the other day in response to McCain’s jabs.

Paris Responds to McCain's Ad

Paris Responds to McCain's Ad

I have to admit that while Paris was, more than likely, reading from a teleprompter, she did come across as well-spoken, intelligent and knowledgeable. She actually had a logical resolution to the current energy crisis. And you have to girl the girl props for poking fun at herself.

Jesus H. Crist – did I just actually type that last paragraph? What is this friggin’ world coming to?!

Honestly, I’m surprised that Paris even knows who McCain is. I assumed she would’ve thought he had something to do with McDonald’s or some stupid shit like that.

And I would’ve suspected that she thought Obama was the bad guy George Bush and his Dream Team have been searching for since 9-11. Who knew?

Wow – Paris. You certainly know how to keep us on our toes when you’re not down on your knees. Well done.