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Andy Dick Arrested for Being a Dick

You know, I’m probably one of the very few that think Andy Dick can actually be entertaining from time to time (LOVED him in Old School).

But I think I’m also one of the many that believe his last name is poetic justice for all the stupid shit he pulls. He was blessed with a great porno name but sadly, it has nothing to do with the size of his wiener. Poor guy.

Well, in true Mr. Dick fashion, he got himself into trouble again and was recently formally arrested (yes, once again). What a Hollywood role model!

People.com reports that the male Kathy Griffin look-a-like was formally charged with assault and drug possession following an incident that took place in July. Dick faces a total of four misdemeanors: assault, possession of marijuana and Xanax (without a prescription) and public intoxication.

Ah, the face that only a blind mother could love (perfect photo for this year’s Christmas cards, Mrs. Dick…).

Shown on People.com

Shown on People.com

It seems that our favorite love-to-hate Dickster was arrested outside the Buffalo Wild Wings Grill & Bar in Murrieta, Calif., after he allegedly “walked up to the 17-year-old female victim, grabbed her tank top and bra and pulled them down and exposed her breasts,” said a police statement at the time of the arrest.

Well, it’s too bad Mr. Dick wasn’t visiting Naples, FL instead. I’ve got a few girlfriends that would’ve gladly exposed their breasts for free. Conservative town, my ass.

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Pet Rabbit Saves Couple from Fire

Every now and then, I’ll post some heartwarming shit I read in the headlines. This one on Yahoo News caught my attention:

“Pet Rabbit Credited with Saving Couple from Fire”

Oh, please do tell me more…

This miracle of all miracles happened in Melbourne, Australia, and it seems that ‘ole Bugsy Boy started scratching at his owners’ bedroom door about a half-hour after the daddy came home from work. The daddy woke and discovered a fire in a back room and smoke spreading quickly in the house.

Wow – I had a rabbit and all he did was shit throughout the house and occasionally humped the cat…

Anyway, the AP reported that the daddy was able to escape the house with his wife unharmed (whew! – I was hanging by the seat of my pants with the suspense).

What the AP didn’t report is that the lucky couple dined on wine and hassenpfeffer that evening.

Ba-doomp-boomp! I’m available all week, ladies and gents…

Shitty in Pink

Ramblings of a chick with no fuckin' filter.