Another Florida Idiot Calls 911 – What’s in the Friggin’ Water Down Here?

I have to admit that since I’m a Floridian, I’m a tad embarrassed to report this bit of news. Especially since the same type of activity occurred in two days’ time. Way to go guys. Way to represent…

However, I’m wa-a-a-y down south in Naples so I’m far enough removed from the “stars” of both this post and yesterday’s related story. Heck, the only real proven idiots we have down here are the local county and city commissioners so I guess I’m in the clear.

Once again, leave it up to Yahoo News to post this impressive news story. Yahoo News reports that Carlos “I’m much smarter than Reginald “Big Brains” Peterson” Gutierrez, 47 was at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Tampa early Monday and lost his balls to a slot machine.

Now most rational people would raise their fists and curse the machine and just move on down to the next one or just call it a day. Nope, not our smart little Carlos.

He decided he needed to call 911 to say that the nasty slot machine stole all his money. And just like our little Reggie, he decided not to do it once, but twice.

According to Yahoo News, the arrest report says Gutierrez left the casino to place a second 911 call to say the same thing.

Wow – you got me, Carlos.

I honestly have to say that for the first time in my life, I’m left speechless.